Monday, November 7, 2011

Brynn mah Sister


You should all know my little sister. Because she is freaking gorgeous. And incredibly smart. And amazingly strong.

Brynn is only 21 months younger than me, so we fight over/ share everything. Although my mom wouldn't want me to post this, brynn knows how to throw a punch. And how to throw insults. Don't mess with this chick. She knows how to win. Brynn-er the winner.



This chick knows WAAY too many of my secrets. I'm pretty sure she reads my journal. But oh well :) brynn can make me laugh when I think something is devastating/embarrassing/awkward. And I'm pretty sure we could win any Rock-Out-In-The-Car-While-Making-A-Total-Fool-Of-Ourselves contest.



Brynn is one of my best friends. She knows how to have a good time, and is incredibly witty and clever. Her jokes and comments always make our family laugh. Her sense of humor is one of the funniest I know. She is spunky and quick to respond.


Brynn is now 15. You have no idea how much this scares me. She is getting her permit. If she is anything like I was at 15, her driving will be dangerous to anyone on the roads. So steer clear for a year or two :)



Once she turns 16, I might have a panic attack. Obviously, boys will be all over her. I might resort to blackmail to keep them away. Because she is a freaking amazing catch. Her boyfriends are going to have to be half god to be good enough for her. If not, imma be getting all " you ARE the weakest link, goodbye" on them.


Happy birthday Brynn! Stay awesome!!

~bemortie :)~

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Britny Mortensen




Britny Ann Mortensen. Brunette, 5'11", and today, 21. It's super weird, because old to me is girls who go on dates and can drive. And then I realize that it's me.


Britny used to be as weird as me. She would do weird dances, make silly faces, and sing random songs. Now she does all that, but now she can do it in a karaoke bar or a club.


Britny is a rocking sister. She did my hair for prom, which was super cute. She takes me to movies, and we rock out to beyonce together. Beyonce is her idol. I guess some things never change :P


Britny is going to be a news reporter someday. She is studying broadcasting and stuff. She rocks at it. But, she goes to Utah. So I'm a little worried for her.


Happy birthday Britny!!!! Love ya!!!